Okay, Erina dearest has promoted her quiz and i'm advertising it! So here we go, peanutheads!:D

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. I
2. Can't
3. Remember
(4: Sorry)

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Stomach. If it gets any bigger, people would be getting off seats in the MRT and gesturing at me to use them. Cool huh.
2. Dry hair. Helps me save money on gel, 'cause it pretty much molds itself into whatever kind of style I order it to. Awesome-ated shit.
3. Hairy arms/legs. Keeps me warm. Hah all you hairless people who will die before me in the case of a global freeze.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DO NOT LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. Stomach. Big stomachs need big food. Not good for financial crisis times.
2. Dry hair. Keeps hairdresses wasting their saliva on telling me/my mom how kiam my hair is. And they need saliva. Digestive juices, for goodness sakes. People spend money on products which help digestion, can't just throw it all away like that, can you?
3. Hairy arms/legs. Keeps people wasting their time trying to experiment with plucking out the hair or rubbing my arms/legs and going "Eeee". Dudes, you gotta realize that nothing you do will make my hair uproot themselves and give you lessons 101 on why they chose to take residence in my arms/legs, and asking me why i'm so hairy will not yield any results because I don't think I was conscious when my genetics were being formed. And since time is money, you're wasting money. Not good for you, folks - two words: financial crisis.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Mother
2. Father
3. You asking me about third party? Want me to call Subhas Ananda (or whatever his name is) and sue you issit?

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Kazhuas in the toilet
2. The dream in which Mrs Nath was screaming at me for not bringing Village By The Sea
3. Mrs Khong/Aunt(Ms Lai) appearing out of nowhere during duty hours to catch us slacking with the bookshelves

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Phone (it's nice to know you're just numbers away from someone)
2. Panadol (a day knowing that i don't have any zyrtec as backups for those horrible headaches is not a day at all)
3. Bed (ahh...sanctuary)

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. That oversized SNG shirt they gave us for national day in P5 (yes it's still a little oversized. gootness. i know what you're thinking - it must have been really oversized, huh? Yeah well, clamp it (copyrighted Jolyne Clampit Tan).)
2. Black fbts
3. Pervert.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. I really liked the singing statues in Hercules once...
2. David Archuleta (who, who, who else but he?)
3. My brother. I have all his hit singles - the screeching, the howling, the grunting, you name it, I got it.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. If I Were A Boy - Beyonce
2. My Hands - David Archuleta
3. Vienna - Billy Joel

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
Who are you? Dr Phil?

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Wahlao eh.
2. You
3. Pervert.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Annoying my brother while he studies
2. Rotting away on my couch
3. Watching Alan, Charlie and Jake on Two and a Half Men

THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Get over the fact that i'm not going to Arvon
2. Find something to do
3. Bathe. (omg my third thing was exactly same as Erina's:O)

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:
1. I am
2. only
3. 14 years old

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. France! And test my 36% with the locals!
2. Salt Lake City! (there are pretty things there!)
3. Zoo. See the White Tigers who granted the guy his final wish

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Win the fight over Juan's and my wrongful annuling of CCA point
2. Find the holiday homework, print it out and burn it
3. Buy all David Archuleta CDs in stock and get them buried with me

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. Well. Aunt Rose visits once a month. I think that means i'm chromosome X-ed right? Or does she just dislike Uncle Robin so much?
2. I understand why my mom and aunt cried at the last episode of Bu Fan De Ai
3. I cry when Melinda crosses the ghosts over to the light.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I have more hair (on my head and body) than my brothers. I was born that way. They thought I was a boy because I looked so much like my dad. And I had a headful of hair so I looked like a paintbrush
2. I don't do dresses. I just don't. Sorry, mom.
3. I punch and bully my brothers more than I cook or clean or sit and look girly. Product of a lifetime of living with guys. Old guys.

Okay. Chen Zhi Cai show starting soon!